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   I thought I would share with you some very witty yet accurate poetry left in the comments by DEB from http://blackpearlsims.com/ 

A big Thankyou to DEB for these, and for her permission to post them.

  Tom loved her poetry so much – he banned her!  Tom, you big baby!  ( Perhaps ‘big’ is the wrong choice of word for the little guy.. )

#1. THE HOUSE THAT THOMAS BUILT:

This is the house that Thomas built!
The members fees pay for the house that Thomas built.
he is the rat that spent the money that paid for the house to be built.
Someone should clobber the rat,
That spent the money to have the thomas fugly house built.
Marcela is the rude cow with crumpled horn
Who brought the cat named Atwa that worried the RAT
who used your hard earned money on the house that thomas built.
Mutske is the maiden all forlorn
That milked the cow with crumpled horn
that brough the cat in that worried the RAT
that spent all your money! on his house that HE built!
Thomas the rat is the man tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn,
that milked the cow with crumpled horn
that brought in the cat that worried the RAT
That spent YOUR CASH on the house that HE built.
Padre is the bum all shaven an worn
That married the man all tattered and torn
That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That brought in the cat that worried the RAT
that used your money to have the FUGLY house built.
Tug is the **** that crowed in the morn
That waked padre all shaven and worn
that married the man all tattered and torn

That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That brought in the cat that worried the RAT
that used your money to have the FUGLY house built.
Murano is the farmer, reaping your corn
that kept the **** that crowed in the morn

That waked padre all shaven and worn
that married the man all tattered and torn

That kissed the maiden all forlorn
That brought in the cat that worried the RAT
that used your money to have the FUGLY house built!

Do you love that this is HIS second house built?
He spared no expense and built to the hilt!
The creators should be the ones that are rich
But face it.. working for thomas.. your just his Bit**.
Do you own a home? Can you afford a new car ?
Thomas is GREEDY and has just gone too far!
We can get ticked at his audacity to flaunt
And get angered as much as we want!
But you know what would really be funny???
STOP GIVING HIM ALL of YOUR MONEY!
No more HOUSE that little thomas built,
No more of him living to the hilt!
Its time we all took a community stand
And made his AS* in less demand!
Besides those things can be found FREE!
See…. Just follow me……………..
freehttp://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/

BY DEB* Please feel free to share anywhere..HAHAHAA*

Ever heard of Thomas the train? Well here is a story poem
only this version I like to call:

#2. Thomas the Blame*

Once upon a time in a place not very far
Lived a man named Thomas who ruled TSR.
He wanted his forum to be the biggest around
And started BUYING all the people in town!
He promised them riches if they did his bidding
Believe you me, I wish I were kidding!
The people worked and made pay stuff galore
Not good enough! Thomas had to have MORE!
So he appointed them FA’s and offered a share
He’s living rich, but the members dont care!
He will stop at nothing to expand his domain
Honestly, the little man is insane*
His pathetic whining to close our forum home
Made his true colors obviously shown.
He wanted to destroy us, take us down
BECAUSE WE ARE THE BEST SITE IN TOWN!
We have what Little thomas set after and saught,
Too bad for him, family cannot be bought!
He wanted us members to run to his place
Instead his plan blew up in his face!
You can out number us in staff, and members too,
But well never join the LIKES OF YOU*
Jonesi stood by her principles, made her choice,
I KNOW YOU HEARD THE STRENGTH IN HER VOICE,
She persevered, she fought, she won,
Perhaps for her, this drama is done.
But I, however am not quite through
Of dealing with the likes of you.
You messed with my family.. my forum home
and in this… I am not alone
Together were an army of might
Perhaps you too should lose your SITE.
Its full of filth for our youth to see
Yet you claim your site is child friendly.
Posting things in open that no one should share
Again, obviously you just dont care.
Your all about the income, the moola, the cash..
Take every penny and shove it up your ASS
There will come a time, pay backs are a bitch
Ask Maercela your new lil snitch.
I long for the day… TSR is no more…
Thats when the sims commity can begin to restore
What it used to be.. full of fun, and caring,
Lets not forget.. free of charge sharing.
OOPS ! sorry the word free makes you sick
From now on.. I shall just call you DICK!

SUCK IT!
Sincerely
Deb And yes.. I shall be a part of simming history.. known as the
PIRATE OF POETRY* You however will just still be a..DICK.

#3. DAMN! ( MARSELLOUT ) AKA Marcela, is deserving of her own poem after all.

Once upon time in a far off place ( somewhere in her fat lil head )
Marcela posted her demands in our forum in a thread,
She expected powerless conformers but met our JONESI instead!
And was told to go suck it.. so she started seeing red.
She pouted and she stomped her feet! My warning they wont heed!
That was just the begining of her manupualting evil deed!
She got our forum closed for good, closed in the blink of an eye,
and now has the audacity to whine, to cry, to lie!
An apology aint nothing snitch.. you must walk the plank,
by the way.. wear this shirt.. it says.. Im a lying skank!
Off the ship of SIMS UNITE into the sea you go…
Meet thomass the wale.. he needs a new found ho.
May you live the life of splendor up his sorry ass
from now on to me.. your lowest of the class.
BON VOYAGE, take your phony appologies and shove em..
I AM A BLACK PEARL… AND YA GOTTA LOVE EM!

May my poems be a part of simming history.. LMAO

 #4.

We have the right to freedom of speech we have the right to vote
We have the right to NOT pay for content everyone should note,
Should we decide something is worth paying for, it’s our choice indeed,
But should we have our forum closed because we did not take heed:
In what ONE thinks is the LOYAL thing and best choice for them to make,
Deciding we MUST all Agree was their own selfish mistake!
We merely had our own oppinions on a community wide debate,
Should it have truley been the closing of our forum, was it fate?
WHY YES INDEED IT WAS, and we absolutely will prevail!
take your loyalty and go to simming hell.
I wasnt going to make you worthy of my poetic words of rhyme,
But doing so is freeing, and a pleasure that truley is all mine!
When you closed the site and treated the staff like they were dirt
you angered OUR COMMUNITY, and yourself you have hurt!
Your pettiness and disregard to those who made that forum grow,
will be the teeth that will bite your own ass and this you ought to know!
You can have your site, your reflex name, your ass kissing followers too,
We have no desire to be afiliated with the sleazy greedy likes of you*
Your crap and name will dwindle away with time that much is known,
What will you have left then to make your profit and gain shown?
NOTHING is the answer, because you havent got the slightest clue,
OF WHAT REALLY MATTERS, or the members to see you through!
They too soon will move on, and leave your sorry ass,
for they wanted to be associated with a far more better class:
Of simmers in our community who are not afraid to take a stance,
sadly though.. you were to weak, to roll with US and dance!

 #5

Oh ye of little scruples and all things truley good
You will NEVER manage to take away OUR HOOD!
It was Not your hard work that made it the greatest PLACE
and your CLOSING OUR HOME has made you a disgrace!
I wonder is your face covered, and hidden in a veil?
Are your true colors hidden? NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!
You havent any power, you merely think you do,
THE people are speaking out, and OUR words are true.
You are the weakest woman I have literally ever known,
And your so called loyalty to the community has shown!
Your NOT part of the SIMS community your all about the money,
get a second job, cause your ASS is about to be broke HONEY!
You can always go to Thomas and plead for a personal loan,
Or perhaps make TSR your newfound private home,
You will never have a place LIKE OURS, or members that are TRUE,
Were coming back even STRONGER, and the joke is all on YOU.
You suck at being a landlord, and have stolen the forums rent,
Refunds are in order, and we expect every red cent!
You may have closed the door, but you CANNOT take us down,
We will be the ones smiling while your face wears a frown!
We have lost nothing, you did not take a thing we really need
please get off your knees, theres no need to plead!
I soon can see you begging, like the sim with the cardboard sign,
That little visual is pleasure thats all mine!
Thank you for being a snake, for climbing the financial ladder of THOMASS
For proving that you truley havent any class!
Youve been sleeping with the enemy, likely form that start,
AND FROM THE LIKES OF YOU, WERE HAPPY TO DEPART!
Good riddence to you and your ass kissing furl,
HELLO TO THE GREAT FORUM: UPCOMING BLACK PEARL!!!

Deb

#6

I thought of you today Thoma$$
Don’t let it quite go to your head,
In this thought, you were crying
And your TSR site.. it was dead.

Members flocked by the hundreds!
It was like a dream come true,
As they cancelled their subscriptions
and all quoted * YOU ARE THROUGH *

All the creators ran amuk in a stir
As you instructed them to your bidding,
But heard were the words they longed to say
GO SUCK IT Thoma$$! WERE ALL QUITTING.

ALAS… what are you without all of them?
They could sell their creations on any site,
Not one of them really need your sorry a$$
and every one of them KNOWS I am right.

You manipulate, stipulate, Dictate, and calculate
All you care about is you.. thats no surprise,
But someday thoma$$, all you have done
Is going to be your own demise.

Build your houses, spend all that cash
For soon it will dwindle away,
You will find yourself then wishing
That you saved up for a rainy day.

The community is tired of supporting YOU
For paying for your material LOOT,
And one by one, they will come
And give your A$$ the boot!

You need yourself one of them REAL JOBS
I hear Marsellout may be hiring,
Seems she put her foot in her mouth
And could use a good jaw wiring.

You know what they say about fairy tales,
That they sometimes do really come true,
May the fairy Godmother wave her wand
And send away the low life thats you.